OK PEOPLE, IF YOU GET THIS ON YOUR BULLETIN ON FRIENDSTER...I WROTE IT...
I JUST HEARD SOME CLOWN REMOVED MY NAME AND FORWARDED IT....
Dudes...i'm don't know if you know this...but
chain letters are REALLY ANNOYING!!! and a whole
buncha bull....i mean, it's nice that some
people are posting bulletins about job lobangs,
needing help and for sad cases like blood type
donations. Hey, that's fine. it might save a
life....but those really really annoying chain
letters?
Beware..if you don't forward this, you will die
or if you don't forward this, i will haunt you
tonight...like please...come on man...don't you
find that just a bit ridiculous? we got tech
savvy spooks now? yeah yeah...we heard of em
turning on computers and lights...but logging
into an account under someone and posting a
bulletin...doesn't that sound a wee bit DUMB
AS*ED and suspicious???? you people obviously
have quite a high IQ to be where you are and you
tell me you believe that?!?!?!
And...send this to everyone you know..for every
mail you send out, bill gates will give 5 cents
to my daughter's medical fund..FOR CRYING OUT
LOUD!!!! He's got better things to do with his
money...namely GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
Oh yes..this too...for every 10 people you send
this to, you get $100 from microsoft and a free
phone of choice from nokia...if they did
that..their company would SHUT DOWN!!!
Man this gets so damn irritating i've decided to
come up with my own chain letter....Janan's
style....
Forward this, or a little leprachaun will climb
through you window tonight and stick you where
the sun don't shine, shave your head stick an
inflatable rubber glove on it and run around
like a chicken or your girlfriend will leave
you, give me 10 bucks or you will become
bankrupt, don't write anymore dumb a$$ed chain
letters bout medical funds or spooks or you will
die a terrible death...and lastly....DON"T
FORWARD DUMB CHAIN LETTERS(or bulletins) OR I'LL
KICK YOU WHERE THE SUN DON"T SHINE!!!!!
As if we don't get enough spam from e-mails..now
we get spam here too
There..that feels so much better....
Posted on 7/10/2004 by <$The One$>