wassap pple...writing this on a tuesday morning. weird eh? Supposed to be in camp..but I am at home...reason..I got attend C..got sent home cause I'm sick...Diahorrea and fever...whoop dee doo... Green cuppacino is what I call the by product...Nough said..bet your cursing by now. So lets move on to my previous week shall we?

Last week was the single most shag week of my NS life. Worse to come, but that in the future..Blogs are all bout the past. Yes yes...philosophy...shaddup and read on...

I or rather WE had 2 bloody live firings in a single week. And the bloody indian refused to let us sleep until we cleaned our weapons. Do you have any bloody idea how damn frustrating it is to clean your weapon in the wee hours of the morning (0200hrs) when your already damn tired in a badly lit parade square? Imagine this...You stink like hell, you got mud all over your uniform, your hungry, your eyes are slits, your in a bad pissed off mood, and your cleaning black stuff (carbon) off your weapon in a dark enviroment and the people in your platoon either refuse to cooperate or are too dumb assed to do so.... Sounds fun? GO JUMP OFF A TALL BUILDING!!!
That bloody indian who is our CSM is a COCKANADAN!!!! I hope he does something wrong, someone complains and he gets POSTED OUT!!! Talks a lot of cock, wastes our time, punishes us for things we don't even know...and they say "we want to train thinking soldiers" KISS MY ASS AND DIE!!!!

We had lessons and practicals too..bout what, I ain't saying....
Friday we had another firing...same shit, different day...we slept at 0400 and woke at 0700..I couldn't be more stoned had I drunk a whole bloody bar the night before..
And we got held back by the black bast&*( again...he purposely wasted our time. Book out was at 1000hrs...but he held us back...made the book out time 1340hrs..but punished us by doing changing parade from the parade square back to our bunk 4 storeys up..and in the end, let us go at 1430hrs...TALK ABOUT LYING!!! HOPE YOU GET CHARGED AND GET TAKEN OUT!!!!

And to make matters worse. Cause some people got caught for smoking and using the phone, all our privileges have been revoked. We gotta book in in Smart 4, No phones and ciggs allowed..I don't smoke, so no problem..but no phones? You have got to be shitting me...

Personally, the reason I volunteered to joing commandos is for the training, not for all this kinda petty shit by a black person. I HOPE YOU DIE YOU BLACK DICK!!!!


Posted on 10/26/2004 by <$The One$>

Dang man...it was 16 days ago that I logged in here to type stuff..
Been either too busy, or too tired...dang...

Anyway.. The past 16 days was rather fun..lets recap shall we? yes yes...we shall...
We had M203/LAW live firing...we agree the M203 is more fun than the LAW. Why? cause only 4 lucky people got to fire the live LAW..the rest of us fired the sub-calibre... Anyway, back to the M203..it was like the movies..Aim, squeeze..you hear thing 'thunk' sound and you see the grenade flyin across the sky...then you see the explosion before you hear the resounding "BOOOMMM!!!!" hell yeah!!! Then we learnt rapelling...but DAMN IT!! For all the 3 days we were supposed to go rapell, it rained!! talk about unlucky....but the best part is that we got to stone mostly in the bunk.. we had obstacle training. Full uniform and equipment. We were like..hey 2km run..that's pretty good..it's only 500m more than the usual 1.5km...BULLCRAP!! it was more like a 2km run THEN the 1.5km....SHAGGED!!!.. Yeah..that's bout it...

And now the current week..lets see...I did guard duty this week..talk bout helluva boring and tiring. Walked up and down, played with the dog and almost killed the dumb assed cat...
learnt 'sig.' this week..yeah..Oh yeah...3KM SOC...which is the 3km run + the 1.5km SOC..but HEH HEH HEH..i only the the run in clean fatigues..cause the day they did the SOC..i was doing guard duty..hee hee hee...Oh yeah..we jumped off a 3m tower into the pool in our full uniform..it was like..it's not so high...up the tower...it's not so high...at the edge...hey..this looks a bit weird...and when they tap you for your turn to go and you step off...it's DAMN IT"S HIGH!!!!
(Note: If any of you intend to do this too...don't eat too much the day before and take a crap before doing it)
Soon we got the 5m drop and the 5m drop in equipment.
Oh yeah...we got a viral fever running around camp...People are dropping one by one. Mostly from my platoon. And damn it...I didn't get it when I wanted(we got sent home)..I got it on the day I came home...
And the best part of the week...besides getting to book out on friday...we learnt basic survival skills...how to test plants that can be eaten. And we learnt how to kill/skin/remove innards from frogs. Kill and remove innards from eels...and Kill/Skin/remove innards from a damn big iguana.
Didja guys know that the iguana fats when heated becomes oil that when rubbed onto wounds, the wounds won't leave a scar? hahahaha...

Yeah...that's about it...

Sick with a fever and cough...Lim Qi Wei..I bloody told you to shut your mouth when you coughed..but NNNOOO!!!!!


Posted on 10/09/2004 by <$The One$>